Friday jokes

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In an effort to kill 2 birds with one stone,David Cameron has announced that from tomorrow morning,the RAF will start dropping badgers on Syria. 

Real complaints from council house tenants

Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in 3 pieces

I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt
my knob off.

And their 18-year-old son, called Carl (editorial rights), is
continually banging his balls against my fence.

50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50% are
plain filthy.
I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet
roof. I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off.

My reaction when I someone told me that Jane Russell was a woman


He wrote a poem about her just fater they finished.
Britain’s Finest Scumbag’s videos | Facebook


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